No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
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The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
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My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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