I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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