he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
