He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
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i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
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Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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