Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
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So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
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Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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