Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
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