we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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