Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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