you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
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I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
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HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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