We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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