True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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