I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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