A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
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Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
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I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
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