i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
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