Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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