Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
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I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
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Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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