Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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