Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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