We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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