Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
i think my mom watched the whole time
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.