So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
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She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
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We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night