Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I said "one day" and that day is not today