Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?