Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
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We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
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so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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