I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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