"it" just moved
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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