.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
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Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
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I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
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