Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
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i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
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Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
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how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.