i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
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I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
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That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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