my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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