On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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