school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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