butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
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Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
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