Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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