why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
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There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
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Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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