I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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