is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
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