So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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