Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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