HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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