We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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