So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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