So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I just gift wrapped bread.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
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