No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
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You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
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I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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