Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
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i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
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I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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