We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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