garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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