C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
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I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
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Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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