Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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