I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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