im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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