Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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