can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
We left an ass print on the piano.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
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Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
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he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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