You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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