Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
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Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
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We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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