So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Randomize
