I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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