How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
a search helicopter?!
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Randomize