i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I think people are normalizing furries
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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