porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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