real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
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Walk of Shame today included voting.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
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Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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